This morning, I woke very excited and pumped up. I entered the kitchen to cook and started playing Asake’s Terminator while dancing my Kungfu dance style to it.
In my excitement, I didn’t know how I used my leg to kick the blender that contained the pepper I planned to use to cook the stew.
When I saw my actions flash before my eyes, I just put my hand on my head and sat on the floor to admire the fallen heroic pepper.
I achieved all these feats mistakenly.
As a punishment, I have generously taken myself off the wife’s material yard list and migrated to the baby girl’s spectrum.
I am typing this with burning hands because I had to clean the consequences of my carelessness with my bare hands!
As it is now, the pepper is showing my hands and face the meaning of Yoruba woman’s pepper. I am grateful that the pepper did not pour inside my eyes when it splashed.
Please, what can I do to stop the burning sensation?